Person jokes
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.