Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Person Jokes
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
