How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
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He wasnt that bad.
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations he says, "Thank you for your donation!"
