Performance jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Memes
My cousin be like :
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.