Performance jokes
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Memes
Me every time i have to present in class
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!