Performance jokes
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!