Performance jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.