Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Performance Jokes
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
