Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
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ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch. “Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said “Son. That is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games".
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.
Friend: If u don't like my bad jokes I will tell some stand up comedy. Me: But u are not standing:)
What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
