How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.