Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What do you call a musician π©βπ€ who drinks soda and sings π€ at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but donβt get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...