Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.