"Rehab's for quitters and I don't give up."
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common? A: They both come in a little behind
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
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Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because the don’t know what a full house is!🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
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I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
