"Rehab's for quitters and I don't give up."
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common? A: They both come in a little behind
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because the don’t know what a full house is!🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
