What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
People Jokes
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Chimichanga.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
