People jokes
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?