People jokes
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Men.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Old ladies are non existent.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.