Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
People Jokes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
How do people eat bread?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Bumpkin boy.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
