People jokes
Teacher: βIf you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?β
Johnny: βA new bike!β
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People π
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys π
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because itβs the normal person's height.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!