The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
People Jokes
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
