People jokes
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I love gay people. UwU
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”