People jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.