People jokes
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.