People jokes
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.