How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Stop with the 9\11 jokes people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
