well i was gonna make a joke about drunk people but that would be good for the health
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad? Both disappeared but one killed 239 people
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
