People jokes
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.