I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What do spiders and Black people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
How do non-binary people kill people They slash them
Why do disabled people make good golfers? Because they're always handicapped
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer"
What do you call a n apartment full of black people A CON-dominium
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you call a bunch a black people in the river?
A black current...
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
