People

People jokes

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?

He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.