People jokes
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...