Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
People Jokes
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
