People jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
People love you.
Don't die.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.