People jokes
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
People love you.
Don't die.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!