People jokes
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
The Americans.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.