What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
