*funny joke about dicks*
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
Walk into the club like Wow I got a big penis
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him
knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole 😎
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"
Big penis
How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
What did the penis say to its pee?
Urine.
You dad has a huge PP.
Walls
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
Penis peepee poopoo
why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, I gagged
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
