A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
I wish I could tell you about my penis but its to short
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.