There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says "doctor I have a confession". The doctor asks "what is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis". The doctor looks at her and asks "anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies "no, just a penis".
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are to sharp."
What did the penis say to the condom??
Cover me in going in
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
School reminds me of a penis. Its long and hard unless your Asian
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
