Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are to sharp."
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
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Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
I think my penis has facial recognition
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient". Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
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My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
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Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I do t think you can ... It's too hard
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
