Penis jokes
Penis.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Penis.
My penis is tied in a knot.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Penis, neck, rope?
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.