In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day
What did the penis say to its pee?
Urine.
*funny joke about dicks*
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, I gagged
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
Kyles penis is small
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets