Penis jokes
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Can you fuck me, please?
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
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Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!