Simulation jokes

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.