Simulation jokes
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.