Simulation jokes
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed." The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong." The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.