Simulation jokes

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.