Parent jokes
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.
Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”
As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.