Parent Jokes

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents

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Orphan:I wish to be like batman

Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"

A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other freind about what they must cherish. One says he cherishes his family the other cherishes his parents and a man comes in points at the chair’s and says “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

What flour do you give a orphan

Self raising

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.