What do you call you're daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
i have no father. like if you relate
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
