Parent Jokes

- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.