April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
