Parent jokes
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.