Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
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How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
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How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
what's the hardest part of riding a scooter ?
telling you parents you are gay
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
