Parent Jokes

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

What flour do you give a orphan

Self raising

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.

- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.

How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.

Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.