Parent Jokes

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As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover

I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.

why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

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why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents

My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Why can u slap a Orphan? are they going to tell mommy.

A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks "what gave me away?"

The man responds "your parents"

Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids

Coach

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)

Where does an orphan come from?

Daddy getting milk

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Your dad never needed a van for you.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy