Parent jokes
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
So relatable Tbh.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Parents...