Parent jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.