Parent jokes
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.