Parent jokes
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.