Parent jokes
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
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What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?