Parent jokes
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.