Parent jokes
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Memes
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."