Parent jokes
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri