Parent jokes
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Orphans don't have parents!!1! ahahahaha ahahaha plz like and subscribe and hit that bell icon #logang #imagamerpersonwedontfuckwiththegenderbinary #wedontfuckingeneral #nofilter #rememberifyousubscribethenisubscribeback
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
My name is what orphans can never have.