My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Like if you know an Orphan.
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
what makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
