Parent jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.