Parent jokes

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?

Coach.

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

What do orphans call their parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exist.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

It's not like they'll tell their parents.

I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.

Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

What do you call a cup with a handle?

A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(

Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

What do you call an orphan family tree?

A tree stump.