Parent jokes
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My son.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈