Parent jokes
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”