Paradox jokes
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
Like if u sleep naked
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Community talk
Guys. I have some questions. Donald Duck. He dsoent wear pants right? Why, when he gets out of the shower, is there a towel around his waist?
What would happen if Pinocchio said "I am going to lie now"?
now what would happen if pinnochio said "I am lying in this sentence" think about it