Donald Duck's Clothing Paradox

To keep his waist dry.

no

this duck

dose not need his waist dry

he dosent wear pants

i just drank a whole cup of coffee in 10 mins

he gets a boner in the shower that pokes through his feathers and they can't show that on TV

oh okay that makes sence

the towel isn't necessary outside of that fact though

icic

since duck feathers are waterproof

i see

that makes os much more sence

LATHANIAL ASKED ME WHO TF DONALD DUCK IS

retard

😭

theres no hope for his homeschooled ass

nvm he knows

my spelling was js so off

illiterate

grr

charlie why did you have to bring your friends from school to this site

they're all retarded

No harsh language gys

😭

fuck shit pussy ass motherfuckin damn bitch

i have like, two freinds from school on here and both are rarely on

witch its mia and sourcandyah

Oh I'm sorry

everyone you have ever brought to this site has been a retard

in the entire span of your time here

jakereee

I can't name one non-retarded person you've brought to the site

hola

How long have you even been here?

hii

since before the community was conceived

wowzas

I am your elder in age and time spent on this site

don't fuck with me, child

Im not a child lol

spoopy

sure seems like it

at least you are mentally

Nope

my jaw hurts

and my throat

i'm 17 cuzzo

wasde said the same thing

hey

then fucking act like it

what a young baby (i’m 17 too muahaha)

jake

sup

guess what

ME? Okay bucko

araaha

No 17 year old unironically says bucko

You sound like a mentally challenged middle schooler

i did my eyes

Your yelling at people on an online website

fuckin anime ass background

*you're

nvm ig

another telltale sign of mental retardation

*Gasps*

stfu fag

wats uo?

Wow so cool

sorry I didn't see 😭

i wanted to tell jake sum smh

smhsmh

ohh

I used to know a kid named landon

He wasn't quite as retarded as you, but it was close

Didn't ask?

Perhaps it just runs with the name

Maybe possibly?

lmfao

"didn't ask" from a 17 year old?

No adult consciously uses lmfao?

Get better at arguing if you're gonna claim to be mature

Wrong punctuation, retard.

jakeeee

Didn't need any to explain.

Hi!

guess whattttt

Chicken butt?

nooo

i love you muahahaha

I love you too <3

and i’m js sitting in my car lmao

i got here almost an hour early

damn

Landon get your gay little ass back here I'm not fucking done

at least i’m not stuck in the fucking living room anymore

For real bro

👿

What do you want???

i feel so shitty td bro

Landon here, what's wrong with being gay huh?

It's an abomination to the natural design of humanity

Fucking someone in the ass is disgusting

Men are not supposed to love men

I could go on

STDs, fecal incontinence, rape and pedophilia

real

Homosexuality is a cancer of humanity

Woke ass motherfucker😬

Cry about it, faggot

🥺

...

crazy.

this is the dumbest convo ive read all aday

May

I think anything through your eyes is a dumb convo, Charlie

Illiterate ahh

😬

jake i forgot i told my friend id go to her house today 😭😭😭

it was an experiment he did

Someone should defo jerk my shi for me

This account is a social experiment, those are all song lyrics

The Beatles, some random chick, Weezer, All Time Low, and Abba

i vounlenter.r.

😔

How tf is that a social experiment???

i don’t want to i feel like shit rn

To see how poorly this site treats new users

Fell like piss instead

Warm and going with the flow

Should've been flipped around 🙃

i don’t want to feel like anything smh

That's not fun though

Blach i cant find yr reddit js add mine u/Organic-Shock1292

neither is crying in my car 😭😭

It’s not a social experiment he just wants to be a GIRL

😔😔😔

I'm not a FAG

RB I praised you in the research doc btw

...

idk idk i’m fine im fine im js dramatic ig

Well I didn’t say that

You were the only person not mean to isabelle

YAY!!!!

Damn, I guess you’re right

wooooo

People give you a bad RAP for no reason

shut up

We need more RapBoats on WJE

no thanks

sup fappy

Stfu migga he’s speaking FACTS

#JusticeForRB

I agree bro, we need to MAKE RAP GREAT AGAIN

#RBForMod

yikes emoji

MORE LIKE JAKE FOR MOD!!!!

Lmao

😬

I did my time in that prison

i rember when jake was mod

hen he gave his acc to opal

Yep

And she failed

ahuh

You don’t want a 2nd term?

maybe

But the mod team is ASS

and everyone's a mod these days

where you expecting otherwise?

WAT

it'd hardly make a difference unless I could get Eli and Ethan off the mod team

the rest are fine

but don't really do much

But Ethan has been a mod for like FOREVER

bro last night cosmo was js deleting random shit for no reason and it was so annoying 😭

whats wrong with eli and ethan?

but I'd trust them if things picked up on the site

thanku yes i love u

Oh yeah cosmo needs to go too

We're petitioning matt to remove half the mod team

this is our new thing

why?

lmao

Eli is too eager to ban people

Because it's unnecessary

^^^^^^^

so who we kicking off

Mal, Rey, and Blach are the only mods we NEED

yeah eli banned me for saying the n word once

and the only ones who are GOOD at being mods

i keep forgetting blach is a mod

eli bans jake for nothing 😭😭

i fucking hate eli

I'll email matt

but everyone write your complaints about the mod team here

they suck

so I can include them in the screenshots

smhsmh

no like be detailed

Matt might be hesitant to do me, because I accidentally made him think I’m a NAZI

List the things they've done wrong

eh idrc about it

And why they shouldn't be mods

we need your help charlie

mm

to make WJE great again

yeah oka

Are you gonna be a mod on your Isabelle account?

No

frfrfr

I don't think I'll go for mod status, at least not for a while

we don't need to many mods

wrong to

i dont have anything agoint the mods

exsept eli but thats cause hes asain

^

All I’m saying is that, y’know, it wouldn’t be as big of a blow if we demodded the NEWER ones

Wink wink

shit i didn't click the second o

totally missed that

uhhuh

i hate him cause hes my ex and cause hes asaion

Racist

wait u dated Eli b4??

write a genuine explanation as to why he shouldn't be mod

Eli and Mal, your word matters a lot too

*rey

not eli

sigh.

eli bans ppl for legit no reason

it’s dumb

Maybe they should all stay mods, but Matt should make other people ADMINS

hell no

WHY NOT

eli only got mod bc of ethan lowk, and ethan only got mod bc of dagger

cause the mods already have too much power

i got mod bc SaH saw potential in me

^^^

ethan is never on, why should he be mod?

who made cosmo a mod?

he shouldn't

ethan I think maybe

eli and cosmo both got elected sam time

So Dagger Ethan and Eli are like Obama Biden and Kamala???

basically

Holy hell

Dagger is more like hitler though

GUYS

GUSY I HAVE AN EMERGNCY

LIKE IMA CALL 911

what

*Guys, *Emergency

I JUST PULLED A BUG OUTTA MY HAIR

im crying no

take a shower charlie

i just did jake

A 40 year old man didn’t text back in time?

go shower stinky

take another one

GUYS

buzz your head

LICE

ima ct having a panic attack

buzz your head buzz your head

NO I CANT GET RID OF MY HAIR

i feel llike ima pass out and throw up

Just become Sinead O’Connor, bro

yes you can

ima cry fr

i like act

nooo

guys what do i do

buzz your head

im act freaking out omg

check for more

buzz your head

i dont think theres any more

that’s good

buzz your head

guys

idk why i said guys

i js felt like it

ignore me

im act freaking out rn

Come on do THIS

lmao

not funny

im not shaving my head

i cant find any more of anything

buzz your head

jake

stop

I have a tactic that my great grandma passed down centuries that helps with this unique situation

buzz your head

jake im being so fr, stop.

buzz your head

jake fucking stop

buzz

your

head

jake buss YOUR head

actually don’t

i love your hair

*buzz

my gosh i give up i can’t type

im boutta buss

wadeeeeee~

hey.

there other ways to get rid of lice

plus i checked my hair there wasnt anything no nits eggs or bugs

so it mightve not been lie

lice

buzz your head

how bout i buzz my head

jake act stop

your annyoign tf outta me

nd i asekd you more than once to stop

b

u

z

z⠀

y

o

u

r

h

e

a

ok thats it ima drop your ip

d

i lost it broo

ima have to go through my notebooks smg

smh

uh no

let’s not

pls n thank you

yes ma'am

jake if you keep saying it imma buzz my head

drop it charlie

drop my fucking ip

do it

i wont have any hair for you to play with

no

ima have to find it

buzzyourheadbuzzyourheadbuzzyourhead

ok my hairs going buh bye tonight

192.23.1.463

i’m gonna look ugly

no mal dont

im gonna be an ugly egg head

Mal dint

good job jake

its not worth it

MAL

lmao i’d never shave my head

good

i would not pull off the bald look

me neithe

i’d be so ugly lmao

it’d be funny

but not long term

😭

i could never be bald

id rather kms

well i’d be bald if it was that or death

nope not for me

okkkk i gotta go my teachers here

okii byebye

byeeeeeee

bye jake wherever you are lmao i love you

I love you!

i love you more <3

muahahaha

i miss richie bro

bro another person is tryna buy me a phone

like dont just buy me hello kitty nails </3