Donald Duck's Clothing Paradox

Guys. I have some questions. Donald Duck. He dsoent wear pants right? Why, when he gets out of the shower, is there a towel around his waist?

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charlie why did you have to bring your friends from school to this site

i have like, two freinds from school on here and both are rarely on

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fuck shit pussy ass motherfuckin damn bitch

Oh I'm sorry

jakereee

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in the entire span of your time here

How long have you even been here?

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hola

hii

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don't fuck with me, child

spoopy

my jaw hurts

and my throat

hey

Landonnnn

i'm 17 cuzzo

what a young baby (i’m 17 too muahaha)

jake

guess what

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then fucking act like it

ME? Okay bucko

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then fucking act like it

Your yelling at people on an online website

mal

guess what

nvm ig

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*you're

*Gasps*

Landonnnn

Your yelling at people on an online website

stfu fag

♡Hello Kitty♡

wats uo?

i wanted to tell jake sum smh

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sorry I didn't see 😭

smhsmh

No adult consciously uses lmfao?

jakeeee

Didn't need any to explain.

guess whattttt

nooo

i love you muahahaha

and i’m js sitting in my car lmao

i got here almost an hour early

at least i’m not stuck in the fucking living room anymore

i feel so shitty td bro

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Landon get your gay little ass back here I'm not fucking done

Landon here, what's wrong with being gay huh?

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Men are not supposed to love men

real

jake i forgot i told my friend id go to her house today 😭😭😭

Landon👿🧑‍🦽🥀

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it was an experiment he did

Another New Blach

Someone should defo jerk my shi for me

i vounlenter.r.

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i don’t want to i feel like shit rn

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Fell like piss instead

i don’t want to feel like anything smh

Blach i cant find yr reddit js add mine u/Organic-Shock1292

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That's not fun though

neither is crying in my car 😭😭

Landon👿🧑‍🦽🥀

How tf is that a social experiment???

It’s not a social experiment he just wants to be a GIRL

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😔😔😔

idk idk i’m fine im fine im js dramatic ig

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I'm not a FAG

Well I didn’t say that

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RB I praised you in the research doc btw

YAY!!!!

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You were the only person not mean to isabelle

Damn, I guess you’re right

wooooo

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People give you a bad RAP for no reason

shut up

no thanks

Flappy.

shut up

Stfu migga he’s speaking FACTS

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We need more RapBoats on WJE

I agree bro, we need to MAKE RAP GREAT AGAIN

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We need more RapBoats on WJE

yikes emoji

MORE LIKE JAKE FOR MOD!!!!

Flappy.

yikes emoji

😬

ahuh

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I did my time in that prison

You don’t want a 2nd term?

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And she failed

where you expecting otherwise?

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But the mod team is ASS

WAT

But Ethan has been a mod for like FOREVER

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But the mod team is ASS

bro last night cosmo was js deleting random shit for no reason and it was so annoying 😭

mal

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thanku yes i love u

lmao

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whats wrong with eli and ethan?

Eli is too eager to ban people

DaRapBoat

Eli is too eager to ban people

^^^^^^^

so who we kicking off

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Mal, Rey, and Blach are the only mods we NEED

i keep forgetting blach is a mod

DaRey1

so who we kicking off

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yeah eli banned me for saying the n word once

eli bans jake for nothing 😭😭

they suck

smhsmh

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I'll email matt

Matt might be hesitant to do me, because I accidentally made him think I’m a NAZI

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but everyone write your complaints about the mod team here

eh idrc about it

Are you gonna be a mod on your Isabelle account?

frfrfr

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we don't need to many mods

wrong to

mal

frfrfr

All I’m saying is that, y’know, it wouldn’t be as big of a blow if we demodded the NEWER ones

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^

i hate him cause hes my ex and cause hes asaion

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i hate him cause hes my ex and cause hes asaion

Racist

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i hate him cause hes my ex and cause hes asaion

wait u dated Eli b4??

eli bans ppl for legit no reason

it’s dumb

Maybe they should all stay mods, but Matt should make other people ADMINS

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hell no

WHY NOT

eli only got mod bc of ethan lowk, and ethan only got mod bc of dagger

i got mod bc SaH saw potential in me

DaRey1

eli only got mod bc of ethan lowk, and ethan only got mod bc of dagger

ethan is never on, why should he be mod?

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who made cosmo a mod?

ethan I think maybe

eli and cosmo both got elected sam time

DaRey1

eli only got mod bc of ethan lowk, and ethan only got mod bc of dagger

So Dagger Ethan and Eli are like Obama Biden and Kamala???

what

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GUSY I HAVE AN EMERGNCY

A 40 year old man didn’t text back in time?

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I JUST PULLED A BUG OUTTA MY HAIR

go shower stinky

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NO I CANT GET RID OF MY HAIR

Just become Sinead O’Connor, bro

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guys what do i do

check for more

that’s good

guys

idk why i said guys

i js felt like it

ignore me

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im act freaking out rn

Come on do THIS

lmao

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im not shaving my head

I have a tactic that my great grandma passed down centuries that helps with this unique situation

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buzz your head

jake im being so fr, stop.

jake buss YOUR head

actually don’t

i love your hair

mal

jake buss YOUR head

*buzz

my gosh i give up i can’t type

hey.

plus i checked my hair there wasnt anything no nits eggs or bugs

how bout i buzz my head

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buzz your head

jake act stop

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ok thats it ima drop your ip

uh no

let’s not

pls n thank you

jake if you keep saying it imma buzz my head

i wont have any hair for you to play with

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drop my fucking ip

no

ok my hairs going buh bye tonight

i’m gonna look ugly

im gonna be an ugly egg head

good job jake

lmao i’d never shave my head

i would not pull off the bald look

i’d be so ugly lmao

it’d be funny

but not long term

well i’d be bald if it was that or death

okkkk i gotta go my teachers here

byeeeeeee

bye jake wherever you are lmao i love you

i love you more <3

muahahaha

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everyone you have ever brought to this site has been a retard

That hurts

breakingthesoundbarrier

That hurts

dont worry, your only half retarrd 1