Pain jokes

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?

Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

what's black and red and is a liquid?

my scars!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?