Pack Jokes

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I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack

H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?

W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

*Later that day*

W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?

H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?

my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.

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Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades

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You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.