Outing

Outing jokes

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Rule

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Exorcism

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Teaching

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Suicide

Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

Memes

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Car

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Tower

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Visitor

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Emo

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Viagra

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

Fort

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

Friend

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Kid

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Tree

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Children

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Orphanage

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.