Outing Jokes

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

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Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)

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My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms. In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

1 like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do but one rule it can be only 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire

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If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised

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Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job

i saw a girl crying i asked her were are your parents she cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage

A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"

what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive

what did the grape say when the fox stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited