Outing jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Memes
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.