The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Outing Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
