Outing Jokes

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a Rectal Thermometer and thought

Some Asshole has my Pen

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

What goes in hard but comes out soft

Gum

“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:

What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"

I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.

Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers

I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's

Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights

He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.