Outing jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.