Outing jokes
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.