Outing jokes

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

One's alive at the bottom.

What's even worse than THAT?

It eats it's way out.

Wait it gets worse...

It goes back for seconds.

Just one more I swear...

It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.