Outing jokes
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.