if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
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What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
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An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
if you give a man a plane ticket he will fly for a couple of hours but if youu push a man out of a plane he will fly for the rest of his live :)
I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With doritos
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Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
