Outing jokes

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”