Outing jokes

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.