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Are u a chipotle bowl cus i wanna eat u out.
there's a truck full of babies. Whats worse that that. One baby being alive. What's worse than that. That baby having to eat it's way out. What's worse than that. That same baby coming back from seconds.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde? They don’t know they couldn’t figure out what to say
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
whats the best way to get an emo out of a tree
Cut the rope
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What is red and puts out fire?
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
