Outing jokes

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!

A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

What did the chicken say to the turkey?

Nothing, he chickened out!

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.