Outing jokes

Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!

A guy walked into a bar.

A guy walked out of a bar.

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Why are fire trucks big?

To hang out with the firefighters!

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his 4G ran out!

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.