A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
A guy walked into a bar a guy walked out of a bar
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
why did steven hawkin die because his 4g ran out
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rainn i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
I took out my mother in law, being a sniper I’d fun.
