Outing jokes

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,

"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Why was the dog so stressed out?

It had a ruff day.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.

Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0

Student: 69 gay = xxx

Teacher: You're out!!!

Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*

😂😂😂😂

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.

"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.

"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"

"You getting kicked out, bro?"

"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."

"Is she one of them woke bitches?"