Outing jokes
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Memes
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
Chat box hangout.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!