Outing jokes

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?

"Wanna hang together?"

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?

That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?

About nine months and a day.