Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Outing Jokes
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
