Outing jokes

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."