Otherness jokes
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Memes
man this hits
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!