Otherness jokes

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

"You look flushed."

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."

Why did the chicken kill himself?

To get to the other side.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?

A: She moans with the other.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

One is a tool. The other is your mom.

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Stop copying each other, fucking losers!

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."