Otherness jokes

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.

The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.