Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Otherness Jokes
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
