Orphan jokes
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.