Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
