Orphan jokes
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.