Orphan jokes
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.