Orphan jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.