Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣