Orphan jokes
Joke.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.