Orphan

Orphan jokes

Pop

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Bank

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Costco

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

Park

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

Adoption center

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

Boy

Little boy: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Little boy: Your parents.

Family

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Girl

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Card

I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.

Kid

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Crime

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

Garbage

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.