What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
what is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan, a normal kid has a family
Why can’t an orphan have a dog it always runs away
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents
why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What do rocks a girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
Why dosnt the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted
