Orphan jokes
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
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