Orphan jokes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
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What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.