Orphan jokes
Joke.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.