What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
