Orphan jokes
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?