Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Why is the USA bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
What is an orphans favourite time with his family
me time
Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
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Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
