Orphan jokes
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Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."