Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.