Orphan jokes
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.