Orphan jokes
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Mohe?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.