Orphan jokes
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.