Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
