Orphan jokes
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)