Orphan

Orphan jokes

Light Bulb

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

Orphanage

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

Catch

Why can’t orphans play catch?

They never had a dad to teach them.

Orphanage

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

Girl

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

Car

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Road

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

School

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.