Orphan jokes
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.