Orphan jokes
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.