Orphan jokes
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Dee.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.