Orphan jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
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What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!