Orphan jokes
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡