Orphan

Orphan jokes

Batman

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

Mama

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

Mom

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Insult

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Kid

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Grenade

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

Sex

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Emo

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

Adult

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

People

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.