Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Orphans have no home.
Joke.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
