Orphan

Orphan jokes

Batman

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Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

Insult

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Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Mom

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I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Kid

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Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Grenade

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What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

Sex

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Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”