I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
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why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
Orphan have no home
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Joke
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
They say people are 75% water But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
